RED NECK HUNTING!!!

So Katie and I decided we had enough of hunting easy creatures like rabbits, squirrel, and such. We wanted to hunt something disgusting, big, and peculiar. What else better to hunt then the redneck! As you see here we wore cammo to blend into the natural surroundings. After hunting for awhile we found that the cammo pants and restaurant shirt worked well but we can cammo a little better with a greasy ball cap and a pregnant belly!

To spot the redneck you need to go some place with a high concentration of rednecks. Places that have strange events, guns, food, racing, music and beer. Our hunting spot turned out to be well! we chose the Rattle Snake Rodeo.

(in an announcers voice) Number 3 snake takes the lead

Rednecks are not afraid of anything. Often times the last words of a redneck before death is "here hold my beer watch this"

To bait in the redneck we used food like
Rattle Snake Meat....MMM taste like chicken
The redneck may get thirsty so we laid out a drink

The redneck cannot resist boiled peanuts (on the ground)
They also cannot resist football so we laid out an Alabama State University
Bleacher chair


Once we had the area baited and set we sat and waited for the creature to come in. Here are some of our findings.


(left) Too bad this beauty was fast and we could not get a picture of his face.
(right) We found they come in all ages

(left) yes they do hunt in packs. We found that they tend to flock together...most often they collect in trailer parks.
(right) This one was a tricky shot, look at him he has been on drugs for WAY to long!!

Katie thought it might be a good idea
to sit around the Grease Pole to find
one. I was a little unsure about it, but
check out our trophy we spotted!


(left) Katie spotted this one at a range of about 100 meters so I waited for the right time to shoot.
(right) Yes his shirt says I love Beer and yes they sport the mullet!

Katie had done so well at her spot I wanted to try another place to see if we could get anything better. What redneck doesn't love music? We waited and watched while Billy Currington played!

I love you Billy!!! Mmmm so dreamy!



The bright lights attracted them!

(left) "You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
(right) CRIKEY! Look at the size of that mullet!

Now don't be fooled the female redneck is just as dangerous as the males look at these beauties!

(top)"She’s Looking Better After Every Beer"

"She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger"

"I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win"
(bottom) Yes even the females can sport the mullet. Often referred to as the SheMullet (note the cigarettes in her pocket)


(left) This one thought he was sneaky dressing in all camo. Someone forgot to tell him his hair would give him away!

(right) Shhh...do not disturb them while sleeping you may get shot!